Chronicles of the Chronically Single.
From 'Why are you still single?" to "Why don't I start a newsletter?". When a friend yabs you on your singlehood and suddenly you get an idea to start a newsletter.
When a friend dubbed me "chronically single," last year, I didn't sulk. Instead, I got an idea. One that I am still exploring whether is brilliant or dumb. I thought to myself "Why not turn this into an adventure?" And voilà! This newsletter was born.
Here, I will share the hilarious, heartwarming, and sometimes sad and cringe-worthy stories of my seemingly perpetually unattached life. But I promise that I will not make it just about me – I'll also dish out stories from my equally single friends and loved ones in this country.
Cue in Relationship Status: It's Complicated... with Myself.
From disastrous dates to solo Netflix binges, from family pressure to self-discovery, we will explore it all. And we will have fun while at it, I hope. Whether you're happily single, reluctantly solo, or just curious about how single people navigate life in Nigeria, this newsletter is your weekly dose of laughter, relatability, and maybe even a tiny bit of wisdom.
I must admit that I am still exploring this space however, this newsletter will be published every other weekend. Yup, my friends and I get that much of bad dates. How sad. For now, this space will be free but as we get monetized, we will explore our terms again.
Join me as we laugh, learn, and maybe even challenge some myths and assumptions about singlehood. Subscribe now and let's embrace this journey together. Remember, no strings attached.



Hi, is your first name Single, your middle name Wooden and your last name Spoon, then welcome to the perfect space to cry with your fellow family members. Cheers to reading this on cold days with your duvet to keep you warm and relating to many “Shege Promax” stories in store for us.
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This is so unique and hilarious😂